Originally Posted by forgot to bid

I live in the burbs way north of town near Lake Lanier, when I stop at the gas station on the way to work people stare. I doubt they think I'm an airline pilot because outside of the lake nobody round here has ever seen one of those before, they're probably thinking who wears a tie with a short sleve shirt other than Dwight Shrute? I think they guess cop or something. My neighbors kid asked me if I was a cop, I told her yes and I that I might give her a ticket for not wearing her helmet while riding her bike. She kind of laughed and then went home.

I forgot to tell her I wasn't really a cop so a couple of days later my wife made me go apologize.