I like butterscotch and chihuahuas...dashtrash300 is right. Makes about as much sense as this thread.
I've been on the tarmac in my "Barbie-jet"(CRJ), waiting on a "Slow80"(MD80), with a line of "Scuds"(MD11), "Scarebus's"(A300),and even a "Winged-Winnebago"(Shorts360).
At the military installation on airport might have been a couple "BUFF's ..Big Ugly Fat Fu@#%rs" (B52), "Double Uglies"(F4), and maybe even a "Sub-sonic Dog Whistle (T37).

Derogatory nicknames and good-natured chiding are a part of what real men who fly do. To the "Slowtation" driver who got offended, we all know the Citation X goes higher and faster than just about any other non-military aircraft out there, save the Gulfstream. Grow a thicker skin. And the "Trash-8" driver seems the type to make a case to a chief-pilot 'cause someone told an off-color joke in his presence. Man-up and grow a pair!!

Now could the mods please move this link off the Regional side and put it somewhere more useful...like post it to Oprah's website or something?