Originally Posted by
Rightseat Ballast
From experience, I have found myself more alert after a less than healthy food court meal, compared to after a packed sandwich, protein bar, or tuna fish. Who knows why, but I feel more proficient after a Whopper or biscuits and gravy than I do after a salad. Ugh. I am doomed to not fit out the escape window.
Can you see it...? Contributing factors in the accident investigation include failure to follow SOP, failure to monitor altitude, and a low fat diet....
The reason is any pansy can eat a salad. It takes a real man, a no helmet wearing, chain smoking, scotch drinking, darn the torpedoes MAN, to survive 3200 calories and 850 grams of fat at one meal!
FA's anouncement: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Sky High Airlines. Some of the safety features on this aircraft are oxygen masks, emergency exits, and a bucket of fried chicken for the flight crew"