There was a Delta Captain on a flight I was deadheading on that made this joke on the PA, back before we knew it was laptops were the central issue on the 188 flight: "the first officer and I get a long just fine, we won't be arguing and we know the difference between a taxiway and a runway."

People laughed but yikes. Don't tell jokes on the PA, especially at our expense when we're considered to be the jokes.

When asked just tell the people: "I already bid."

or just look past them hoping the next passenger is attractive and complements your high flare and the softness of your second touchdown.