Hey Buddy,

I wouldn't be a Halloween scrooge if candy wasn't so damn expensive. I've got no problem leaving out some candy on the porch if I'm out there with my own kids saying "trick or treat," but when some ridiculous butt much says "trick or treat" and doesn't even bother to say "thank you," Ive got a serious problem.

I may not have the best Halloween etiquette, but at least I have manners.