Originally Posted by
Bucking Bar
Drama? He's right!
... pass rate on the 737 program is only 15%. Line Check Airmen and the FAA use your Certificate to fill out a pink slip at the beginning of your ride. Boeing builds crappy airplanes compared to Douglas. Snow is 4 feet deep in Atlanta this morning. I'd go get it off the driveway, but I'm afraid I'd get shot by a roving gang. Kids wear bullet proof vests in class. My Rottweiler craps on the floor because even he's afraid to go outside.
The Delta South guys are anal. They're raving lunatics. Atlanta's the absolute worst. Bid down here and I could be your First Officer. Besides every trip duties in at 05:45 and releases you after the last RJ flight to your home town. Atlanta's just horrible, terrible I'm telling you and in the summer it is hotter than a four balled tomcat.
Oh an there is no culture. Our aquarium is just a couple of goldfish in a kiddie pool. There's nothing to do, but it does not matter, you don't want to go outside once you get your locks set, alarms on, and security cameras powered up.
See, we do not have all of that civil unrest on the uncivilized South side. We just get the Police Officers doing sobriety checkpoints at 2130 making sure that all of us PTC DAL pilots did not have too many beverages at dinner. Oh yeah, they do pub checks at those checkpoints too!
Your poor dog. You think it is because he is afraid to go outside, it is actually because he knows if he goes outside he will have to come back in. By crapping on your rug he knows he will be outside longer. He might have enough time to go meet up with that four balled Tomcat.
Didn't you know that a four balled Tomcat is a status symbol?