Nah, I've got an adapter for a ground power plug. I'll just get the rampies to leave one of these close to the airport fence. You seem to forget this has been successfully done, in short term parking none the less, out at DFW. All you need is sufficiently PO'd displaced pilots to get very creative with embarrassing housing solutions.

Anyone know where I can buy a whole lot of large NWA stickers for my camper? Maybe even a whole flock of Howard the Duck.