Originally Posted by Piedmonster

Nah, it's not that moron. He was fired ~4 years ago after getting confronted for stealing stuff from hotels. He really crossed the line when he started stealing bed sheets and a comforter. Kind of hard for hotels not to realize something's missing.
He actually got fired for smearing a soft steamy one all over the walls of his hotel room to get back at the hotel for reporting him to the company.

I just said Capt. America as in just a nickname to use rather than using an expletive that the MODs would have warned me for or deleted my post.