Originally Posted by
SharkyBN584
The elderly women that always ask us if we're old enough to fly this thing is always fun. "Nope - we just keep the seat warm while the jet does its thing."
"Don't worry mam, my parents signed the permission slip"
When in other conversations, the other common Q's:
"So when are you gonna fly, like, real planes?"
"I prefer the imaginarey ones"
"Wow, a pilot. That must be exciting"
"Not if you do it right" (stolen from FI)
"So can y- [ou get me a free ticket to _____]"
"-no"