a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says: "hey, a grasshopper! we have a drink named after you!"

the grasshopper says: "you have a drink named Melvin?!"

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Pierre, the French fighter pilot and his girlfriend are out on a picnic near the Seine. His girlfriend says: "Pierre, kiss me." So, he takes some red wine, dabs it on his fingers, presses them on her lips and kisses her. Shocked, she says: "Pierre, what are you doing?" to which he replies: "I'm Pierre, the French Fighter pilot; when I have red meat, I have red wine!" and continues kissing her.

A bit later, she says: "kiss me lower" and he splashes her chest with white wine and she says: "pierre! what are you doing?" and he says: "I'm pierre the french fighter pilot; when I have white mean, I have white wine!" and continues kissing her.

Some time after this, she says: "kiss me lower..." He grabs her pants, pulls them down, douses the area with cognac and lights a match. His girlfriend is thoroughly shocked and says: "Pierre! What on Earth are you doing??!!!" to which he replies: "I'm Pierre, the French fighter pilot. And when I go down, I go down in flames!"


try the veal!