A penguin gets ready for work and gets in his car. He has difficulties in starting the car so he gets out, pushes it accross the street to a car garage. The mechanic asks the penguin "what's wrong with it"? The penguin says "it does not want to start this morning". Mechanic says, "pop the hood and give me ten minutes"
Instead of waiting, the penguin runs across the street to an ice cream shop and orders two scoops of vanilla ice cream. Since the penguin is pressed for time, he doesn't ask for a spoon and immediately eats off the cup. After inhaling the ice cream, the penguin runs across the street and asks the mechanic if he figured it out. As the mechanic pulls his head under the hood, he says, it looks like you blew a seal!!! The penguin says. uh... uh.. no it's just ice cream!!!