Originally Posted by
Bucking Bar
As a penance to newKnow, ACL65, and everyone else I PO'd while whining about this displacement, ACL assigned an APC version of writing on the chalkboard:
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
Nice Bar, now write down on the chalk board: "This merger is good for me." 100 times.
But that is not exactly what I told you
I like
3, 8, 9, and 10
Keep doing 11, just do not quit over it, channel that angst towards a better commuter policy and relocation packages.