Originally Posted by
Bucking Bar
As a penance to newKnow, ACL65, and everyone else I PO'd while whining about this displacement, ACL assigned an APC version of writing on the chalkboard:
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
<snif, snif> Outstanding Bar! I feel like giving you a big manhug. Ok, wait. Maybe I can just buy you a few rounds of beers. Hell, I'll buy all night AND, if you do get bumped, try to find ways for you to get back for where you want to be, ATL. You ever think about becoming a duty pilot for a year or two?
New K