For satire purposes ONLY;
Originally Posted by
Lowlevel
If you have to gate check your carry on, your on a regional jet.
Pre Xmas day, and with the bag fees, NO. If you're one of the last 25-30 on, you have to check your bag, and it's NOT a regional jet.
Originally Posted by
Lowlevel
If you get kicked off the flight because on the weight and balance, one person makes a difference, you might be on an ERJ-145.
If a passenger gets bought off a flight, and that dollar amount was MORE than what the entire crew is going to make for that flight, it might be a regional jet.
Originally Posted by
cvginsanity13
You might be on a regional if your constantly being hit in the head by your 180lb FA's a$$ during service while a pax...
or better yet...
Your FA has to walk sideways during beverage service....
With some of the senior mammas/Hawaii Five-O club, those aren't restricted to just regional jets.