Originally Posted by
forgot to bid
Clamp,
I was wondering, in order to be a Captain at Delta Air Lines must your first name be Robert? As to Top Gun references, is it really possible to save the world and get the girl by flying my jet like I'm supposed to? And if I get the girl, will she still be hot 23 years later?
Why did Super not indulge us with the promised side views and did ACL mention if RA told him what time we will get the JAL announcement and whether we will start flying their 747s and 773s for them and also does he know where I will fall on the merged DAL/Alaska SLI and when will I be able to hold either 737, MD88 or A320 A in ATL? I need to know year so I can go ahead and purchase my Captains house on Lake Lanier before prices rebound.
And might we still hire any time soon?
Sleepless in Atlanta
Hello Atlantaless in Sleep,
From personal experience, the only captains at DAL-S are named Robert or Jim. Other than that...too bad, so sad, enjoy your 3 stripes.
The book of Maverick 1:3 states that "Though shalt not thinketh when thou aviateth. If thou dost thinketh, thou begeteth death."
Furthermore, 4:18 states that "The beautiful lady thou hast taken upon thy motorcycle and had premarital relations with shall ageth in the liketh hath been beateth with the stick of ugly."
Can't argue with that.
I hear super is doing naked backflips in cali still yelling 'short bus short bus short bus!"
All the other stuff will come out on Friday after market closing. Why? because I said so.