Dear Doctor Clamp,

Well, it happened again. When I pulled "Men in Tights" off the shelf and I popped it into the DVD player, sure enough, somebody had put the wrong movie into the case. I ended up watching " Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
You can probably guess what happened next. No one but me wore tights and sang, and now my wife is all mad because she says that I'm just wasting time and good lumber building a giant bunny. I told her that my plan is to roll it down I-75 to the Camp Creek Pkwy exit, climb out and be forever based in ATL.

P.S. I also had a double serving of bacon with breakfast.

P.P.S. Do you think that a motorcycle is a good investment?

Mired in Motown