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Rule #1 of being an airline pilot: NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IF SCHEDULING CALLS ON YOUR DAY OFF!
Rule #2 of being an airline pilot: NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE ON YOUR DUTY DAYS UNTIL YOU ARE ON DUTY!
Rule #3 of being an airline pilot: IF YOUR PHONE RINGS, REVIEW RULE #1 AND RULE #2!