My Brand New F.O. Program:

Fly as SIC in a B55 Baron Part 91!! Log super-duper ultra high performance and amazingly complex cross country multi-engine time (which is uber valuable to airlines) time, wash and wax the aircraft... live the great life of being stuck at super boring cities for days on end. The gear handle is on the right side, so the aircraft MUST need a SIC no matter what the FAA says. This will put you waaaay ahead of all those hardworking CFIs out there! Just imagine for the low price of $19,900 you could have 10 'SIC' hours in a B55!!!

What you will get:

Instruction in how to program routes in a GPS and work XM Radio!!!!
Instruction in how to close the door properly!!!
Instruction in how to put the gear up/down!

possible upgrades may include:

Working the comms!!!
Turning on the tail strobe at night!!!
Monitoring CHTs, EGTs, and Oil Pressure/Temps!!!!


Imagine this on a resume!

Remember this is really competitive... so we won't select just anyone with the money!


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before I get a crap-ton of serious PMs... it's just a joke