HA!
No I just wanted a landing. I was a sad case on the ER (pre domestic flying). I just wanted to land. I was all over west Europe and Latin American 2 man crews flying on the ER. They gave me the 88. I land a lot now.
I did get to do one domestic trip, ATL-SFO on an ER right before I got off the plane. I really loved that plane and while I felt competent flying it I was hanging on the tail that day because A) the paperwork was small and seemed lacking stuff, b) I didn't draw on a map, c) I was on concourse A, d) it took off in half the runway, e) the FMS only took a second to load and I didn't do a selcall check, and f) we went west. I was smiling ear to ear though.