Wow, Clutch Cargo, a 4 note fart. I like that in a man.

Calcapt, you are unusual enough already, but if you can do the unusual 5 note, no, 6 note fart, you can be more than my friend. I'll take you up in my 172 one day and I'll show you what a smooth landing is. You can then tell Capt. Alaska; he just might listen to a fellow jock. Good landings always to you my friend. Hope you are having a good visit at home.