Pretty much about sums it up.

I like the memo about unplanned absences. "Mental Health days" and "sickations". Maybe certain people would pull their head outta the sand they might think about this.
When someone needs a day off in the future, does the company work with them? Nope. Everyone I know has given up trying to work with the company. It's pointless. If you need the day off you just call in sick. Simple as that. Its sad but true.