Look everyone's got it wrong. AA and AE will integrate #'s, but all seniority #'s will be reversed. The most junior will now be the most senior etc. Eagle will get A380's and AA will now get 1900's. AA will fire all their FA's who are older than dirt and will bring in hot young 18 yr olds and they will be serving everyone in high heels and swimsuits. All FA's will cater to whatever 'needs' the pilots have. And everyone at the company will make a minimum of 200K a year...

I mean, lets face it, my story just as believable as the original post.