If that was a prison there would be outrage as the poor treatment of the prisoners.
I will say this, when the dude said his crash pad rented out the couch and the closet I thought about how I once rented a couch for over a year. Literally the couch in the sun room and I'd loved to have rented a walk in closet. Man how nice would that be? You're own room, dark and quiet? Oh I'd been all over that.
Sad isn't it? But its true.
P.S. I loved the badges hanging from the bed... that's the real deal right there.