Originally Posted by forgot to bid

Dear Sir,
There is no such thing as cow tipping. Cows sleep lying down. They may nap standing up but if you think you can sneak up on one and push it over you've got another thing coming. They're herbi, herbavo, they eat grass and their own barf. We know this at Auburn. They're a bunch of them near campus... or on campus. But fwiw, they're not for petting nor is the eagle- she ain't tame.

Sir, sadly you have such a wrong impression of your rival. You probably think cow pattie frisbee toss is taught in class!? NO! How would we have Friday Night Cow Frisbee Games if we don't go to class on Friday??!! Think about it.

I will say this, worst thing I learned at Auburn came from a rancher that told me he gets his bull's semen tested there. So I had to ask a vet student how thats done. Glad I asked because it was a lot more civil then I initially thought.

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