Originally Posted by
forgot to bid
Dear Sir,
There is no such thing as cow tipping. Cows sleep lying down. They may nap standing up but if you think you can sneak up on one and push it over you've got another thing coming. They're herbi, herbavo, they eat grass and their own barf.
Actually FTB, I have tipped a cow. She was sleeping standing up. In fact, it was on the way to the lav during my "potty break." She was a DAL FA. You are in fact correct...she did eat grass or whatever she could find in the forward galley and her own barf. I think she was Orlando based.