Two guys are hanging out at the bar making stupid bar bets and trading beers back and forth. The first guy says to his friend "I bet you a beer that I can tell you the occupation of anyone in this bar. Just point someone out, and I'll tell you what they do for a living"... The second guy says "No way. You're on"...

He then points to a sad looking guy about halfway down the bar and says "Him. What's he do?" First guy says "That's easy, he sells shoes". So the guy walks down the bar and says "Hey buddy, help me settle a bet... What do you do for a living?" The sad looking guy says "I've been a shoe salesman for 25 years..."

So, beers are purchased and our somewhat poorer friend says to his buddy "Ok, you just got lucky... There's no way you could do that again!" His buddy says "You're on, pick someone". Guy looks around and notices someone down next to the wall fast asleep on the bar... He says "Ok, the guy asleep in his beer over there, what's he do?"

First guy says "That's another easy one. He's an airline pilot!" So they head down to the end of the bar, poke the guy and say "Hey, buddy, what do you do for a living??" Nothing... He's still fast asleep... So they shake him a little and ask more loudly "HEY!?? Whaddya do for a living"???... The sleeping guy awakes with a start and says "Ahhh?! was that for us??!?!"