Two buddies are well into a night of drinking and start getting pretty sloppy. They get deep into some philosophical discussions in between bouts of telling each other what a great guy the other one is. Finally the subject turns to sex and their wives. One guy says, “I gotta scenario for ya….. You just finished having sex………. Do you –hic!- talk to your wife afterwards?”
“That depends”, says the other…… “Am I near a phone?”