Originally Posted by
satchip
Darn my luck! I get a Milan trip that leaves the morning of the Champions League game between AC Milan and Man U! That makes 3 Manchester games I've been in town the morning of the game only to fly away!
Satch, when the captain comes back from second break and asks you "so how far have we gone?" just look at the map and say "well according to the map we've gone 4 inches."
Long live dumb & dumber