What do FOs and Jesus have in common? They both sit at the right hand of God.


Q:What's the difference between FOs and Captains?

A:Captains matter.


An old freight pilot is sitting in his DC3 with his new young navigator. Wanting to let him know who's boss the pilot pulls out a colt .45 revolver and sits it on the dash. The navigator looks over and says "What's that for?" to which the pilot responds "that's for you. If you get us lost I swear I'll shoot you where you sit"!!! The navigator sat for a second then reached into his chart case and pulled out .357 mag revolver and sat it on the dash. The pilot looked him in the eye and asked "And what's that for?" to which the navigator responded "I'll know we're lost before you will".