You can find real love just east of Reno and west of Fallon, NV. There is one particular filly farm there called Mustang Ranch. The farm might be gone now but there are others like it. You can find love there, or places similar for about $200 or you can have alot of love for a bit more. There are no questions about how much per diem you made, when you get paid or when you are going to pick up your f-ing pile of dirty clothes. You don't even have to check in with them every night. They will listen to your sorry airline stories and even drink beer with you if you want. Now that's love! It may not be true love but at least it's love. I dropped by once with some buddies to get our newest squadron member broke in properly. We drank while he found love. Beeker (his call sigh), was giddy the rest of the night and he wanted to take his newest friend home to meet momma. Our money had run out and so had the love. So we left that night feeling like humanitarians in an inhumane world, and where true love is so very very very hard to find. We had found it, if for only 45 minutes.