You're not a drunk if you're still in college; however if you graduate and become a pilot, you're still not a drunk. You're just like any other normal pilot trying to get through the day.

Next round is on me!




One time at an interview, the chief pilot asked me what would I do if I saw him come in to work drunk and try to take a plane up with passengers. The correct answer was to tell him he looks sick and that he should go home, so that he would have a way out and so would the company.