A guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'll have and the guy orders a scotch. The bartender delivers the drinks and says: "That will be 10 cents." The guy finishes the drink and orders another and the bartender again says: "That will be 10 cents." This sparks the guy's curiosity, so he asks the bartender: "How can you afford to serve drinks for a dime apiece?"


The bartender replies: "I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $45 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime -- wine, liquor, beer all the same."


The guy sees two guys at the end of the bar eating free peanuts and who haven't ordered anything and asks the bartender: "What's with them?" The bartender responds: "Oh, them, they're pilots. They're waiting for Happy Hour."