The airline employee
Working in the airline industry:
1. We work in weird shifts...
Just like a prostitute
2. We are paid to make the customer happy.
Just like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your "employer" keeps most of it.
Just like a prostitute
4. We are rewarded for fulfilling the customer's dreams...
Just like a prostitute
5. When we have to meet the customer always have to be perfectly groomed....
Just like a prostitute
6. When we finally get home it seems like coming back from hell.
Just like a prostitute
7. The customer always wants to pay next to nothing but expects us to make their dreams come true.
Just like a prostitute
8. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties explaining it...
Just like a prostitute
9. Everyday when you wake up you say, "I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS".
Just like a prostitute
CONCLUSION:
The only difference between being an airline employee and a prostitute is...
Prostitutes can actually take Christmas and New Year's Eve off...
AND they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
