Originally Posted by
detpilot
Well... jumping from the first page to the last page sure makes you realize how off topic we are...

Quite right, so I will offer a little recap of the things we have learned so far:
1. The pilot of the aircraft was a "sleeper" actuated by a vast right wing terror group intending to take down the government.
2. We are stealing our oil, but at the same time paying too much.
3. Gore has a vision that will save us all if we just allow him to make us pay more for our energy.
4. Letting a Madcow whisper in your ear every day may turn your mind to mush.