1. The pilot of the aircraft was a "sleeper" actuated by a vast right wing terror group intending to take down the government.

2. We are stealing our oil, but at the same time paying too much.

3. Gore has a vision that will save us all if we just allow him to make us pay more for our energy.

4. We need a large standing army to "seize" our oil even though the rest of the world just buys it on the open markets. This makes it expensive, however a very large artificial increase in oil cost due to bogus carbon credit schemes is a good thing.

5. I would put a windmill in my yard and hoist a solar panel on my roof if I actually had strong convitions on energy and could justify the economics, but for now I will concentrate on trying to force others to pay for it-that way I don't need strong convictions or money.

6. Letting a Madcow whisper in your ear every day may turn your mind to mush.