Uh, guys...I got some news for you.

In addition to being an airline pilot and former ANG F-15 driver, I also worked for the CIA, flew several missions commanding the Space Shuttle, starred as lead in a porn movie (yes...a straight one), and played drums for the band Foreigner for few years....

'Scuse me from the discussions for a spell because I gotta go update my Facebook page.

Seriously...what I CAN'T WAIT for is NEXT month's ALPA magazine...I think the "note from the editor" is going to be hilarious!