Funniest post yet.

I'll get the ALPA pdf up as soon as I'm home from work, done faking being a military pilot, and able to access google docs.

Edit:
Sorry purpleprom, no longer the funniest post. Just saw this over on the thread at Baseops

"When is the First Annual Tim "The Milkman" party? I say every year at the end of March, the Airline guys get together with the Military guys in a set location and drink some beer. It's also required for each party goer to dress as their favorite Tim Martin character.....Viper pilot, firefighter, recuse diver, EMT and soon to be Prison *****. "