For a company whose commercials have been THE bellwether in humor for almost 40 years, I find this one to be not only not funny, but rather pathetic. I can therefore only conclude that this commercial was produced by UPS in a effort to both discredit FedEx as well as a rather lame attempt at humor (much like the whiteboard commercials.)
In conclusion, between both of those "commercials", I feel that I've totally wasted, thanks to you, 5 minutes of my life. 5 minutes that I'll never be able to recover! Thanks, man.
JJ