Originally Posted by
WIFlyer
My most fun experience in the sim was OEI smoke filled cockpit doing an ILS on backup instruments and having the working engine catch fire at about 1000' AGL. We got it down and then went to have a beer

I particularly hate the "OEI, operative engine fire at the marker" in the sim - mostly because the first engine took both fire bottles to put a fire out in it so you've got no options.
Punch the Master Warn, tell the PNF you're continuing to the runway and to have CFR standing by, and drive the beast onto the runway for a hard stop, emergency shutdown and evacuation leading directly to the sim center break room for a cup of coffee...