Originally Posted by Ferd149

A great book that I loaned to a friend, and never got back, was "The Guide to the Bar Bar". It was called that, because the most prominent sign in that kind of bar was the sign that said "BAR". It rated places on a 10 point scale on items like "luminosity" because beer spoils in natural or unnatural light, "crapola on the walls" etc.

It was written by a traveling salesman, but it probably needs to be updated for the new century by some hard working airline pilots.

WHO'S WITH ME LADS!!