Wow, did I really sound like that?
Did I keep calling every one "son"?
Did I keep making reference to "secret sauce"?
Did I refer to the entire pilot group, outside my clique as "Weak s**ks"?
Have I ever posted any "Inside intel"?
Did I end every sentence with "HA!"?
I assure you I am NOT wearing black uniform pants and a Hawaiian shirt, son.