Originally Posted by Jetjok

How to make a woman happy:
1. Lots of cuddling
2. Buy her expensive candy and flowers
3. A romantic dinner
4. Lots of "I love you's"
5. rub her neck and back
6. Take her to a "chick flick"
7. Get along great with her parents
8. Love her cat
9. Say nice things about her to her friends
10. Do the dishes for her
11. Watch Lifetime for women with her and cry as appropriate
12. Put the toilet seat down

How to make a man happy:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer