That phone ain't ringin'.

But it probably will for a DH to DTW, fly to BOS, DH to ATL. Full plane, middle seats, why won't someone WS that for me? I'd do a 4 day with 5 legs every day over middle seat DH'ds.I mean look at that picture, do you think I fit?

Besides who wants to sit next to the guy who smells like crispy double fried mango chicken for a whole flight anyways? Think of our passengers you regular line holding holdouts!