Some awesome quotes(really long!!!, funny,if ur bored)

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunently not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."- Robin Williams "Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " - Golda Meir "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " - Saint Augustine "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Albert Einstein "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " - Sir Winston Churchill "This book fills a much-needed gap. " - Moses Hadas (get it? very funny) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " - Martin Luther King Jr. "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) XDD "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty "Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix "A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. " - Gore Vidal "The covers of this book are too far apart. " - Ambrose Bierce "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. " - Voltaire "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln (he was accused of lying, and he's making fun of how ugly he was)