Originally Posted by Jesse

Let's see:

Fill out new hire info, healthcare info, pass travel paperwork
Wear your hat
Don't select First Class when flying positive space
Review of FOM
Reivew of how MEL works
Wear your hat
Don't use cheese grater if you're not on company business
Sign up for Delta Pilots Mutual Aid
Listen to guy talk about how to get help if you're an alcoholic
Wear your hat
Network guy tells you Delta is doing wondrous things
Listen to scheduling guy tell you to always answer your phone
Hit the soda machine when the PBS guy fails to show up for his allotted hour
And don't forget to wear your hat