The shrink doesn't always get it right.

If your friend gets hired but doesn't fit in so well with the family, he can join me and Uncle Frank down in the cellar.
Frank always has a bottle of single malt scotch and a carton of cigarettes down there.
We tell dirty jokes and bad-mouth SEC football teams.
Plus, Frank has a collection of antique porn magazines you won't believe.
Playboy and Penthouse from the '70s.
Girls were rounder in those days.

(I sat in the rocker)