I want to thank that guy who let me cut in front of him at the candy store. If he hadn't, he would have got the golden ticket.

cue the music....

"What do you do when your boss is a... prick.
Beating and torturing you like a felt-hatted... d!ck.
How you'll cheer when his ass is carted away.
Now you don't have to work and sing... all... day!
We live with his evil no more!
Now we live in happiness, too.
Like the Oompa, Loompa, Doompety Doo!"