OK, now that you've asked, I'll tell you. It's because you wear that damn 4" watch on your wrist. Hell, it's so big it might as well be a sundial. In fact, maybe that's what it is. Anyway, another old adage is: your size is inversely proportional to the size of your watch. Navy pilot.....hardly......I didn't work for a living....flying for the USAF.
JJ