A TSA lady tried to take my KY Jelly recently while not in uniform. I winked at her, flashed my ID and said: "You wouldn't deny calcapt, the famous airline captain pimp, his working gel would you? She smiled and placed it back in my bag and asked how she too could join the posse. No really, it's true.


Actually, if you go through the "special line", while in or out of uniform, there are never ANY questions about what's in your bag. You can get a permission slip to go through the special line in Artesia, NM.