You'll learn some great stuff. Caroll did a great job.

Just some tidbits:
3. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

325. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friends will be there.

54. My friend 80ktsclamp once taught me, when you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or sushi heaven, choose sushi heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

996. Don't be proud of yourself. Just because you have the needles centered and you're +/- 0 knots on speed, you've blown past AJAAY three miles ago and you're still at 180 knots and you've lost seperation and the plane wants you to put the gear down. You're now a dumb ---, but hey, the needles are centered.

121. Don't frown... you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

392. Why does it rain? Because God is crying. Why is God crying? Because you're using VNAV.

921. Why can't you tan your palms?

290. ATILLA is calling, will you bother to look, or are you going to try and look too cool for school? Pressure is on.

815. Why you would love love love polygamy!

659. The reason the N2 is so slow to rise is you left the crossbleed open, jack---.

1011. Always tell the van you're about to walk outside becasue you know they're going to say the van will be there in 5 minutes. You're both lying. Now pull up the flaps, shut 2 down, and call ground so you can taxi in and stop lying to people.